R O A D T R I P T O N E W O R L E A N S
Thursday, November 11, 2004

My drive today will take place on the road most-traveled. God, it's certainly a dreary day.

Boy, I can't imaging the drive getting any better than this. Hey, let me guess. I bet you're now wishing you were with me to experience this, eh? I'm right aren't I. Well, I'm sorry, you'll just have to try imagining being here, it is just so much fun.

Hold the phones folks, I stand corrected. It does get better, much better. Check out the sweet views along the side of the highway. Damn! Too bad I'm just passing through. Zzzzzzzzzz... Whoops, I almost fell asleep like almost the 15th time so far on my drive today.

What the! Oh my God! It's a great white truck! He's fixin' to bite me! My van must look like a giant white tuna!

Yowza! That was a close one. Either he's already eaten or has his sights set on a bigger meal. You know, just two minutes prior a large U-Haul passed by, he really seemed to be in a bit of a hurry. I guess I now know why.