R E V E L A T I O N S

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R E V E L A T I O N S
tj|tl|in|ca|st

Hair, it's way overrated. After being bald for as long as I've been (which isn't really that long at all - just shy of 1 month), it seems rather musing to me now when I think of all the men worrying about losing their hair. And what do they do? They wear a comb-over or maybe a toupee, perhaps they go for a hair transplant. Well, I've got a solution for them all, just shave it! You'll end up saving yourself money, and in the end, it'll look better, trust me. Even if your head is a bumpy and lumpy, it's okay. If enough guys shave their heads, critical mass will be reached and being bald will be a desired look rather than the look-of-last-resort.

And women, you're not off the hook, oh no. It's amazing how much time and money some women spend on their hair. Now, I'm not saying shave your head...well, on second thought, maybe that's not such a bad idea! Think about it, no more shampoo and conditioner, no more clogged shower drains, no more exposure to harmful chemicals to color or perm your hair, no more bed head, the list goes on and on.

We should all be bald. But what about all the barbers and hair dressers? They'd be out of work. I have a simple solution. With only a small fraction of the money we'd all be saving on hair care, we could create a one-time re-education fund that would pay for the career re-training needed by all the hair professionals. That way being bald won't put anyone out on the street.

For a better world please chant this mantra. Hair, BAAAAAD! Baldness, GOOOOOOD!