W O R M   R E S C U E

Friday, October 1, 2004

I pull out the Styrofoam coffin and discover the villain behind this atrocity is Eric's Live Bait Vending.

My next task is to find a suitable location to release the worms. I look around but have no luck, it's all grass, no dirt to be found.

I then scan the horizon and notice off in the distance I see a possible candidate. It looks like a worm mecca, wonderful piles of worm-filled dirt, surely the hand of God has guided me to this spot.

Turns out it's pile upon pile of landfill. The sign doesn't say anything about having to call before digging when relocating worms so I proceed to search for a new home for my 12 newfound friends.